Monday, June 07, 2010

You'd better watch out...

"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"...as interpreted by my son's 5th grade class:

"You'd better watch out...
You'd better not cry...
You'd better not pout...
I'm telling you why...
Santa Claus is coming to town.

He's coming up the stairs...
He's on the last one...
He's got an old hatchet and a Tommy Gun...
Santa Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you're sleeping...
He stalks you when you're awake...
He's aiming at your head right now...
So, RUN, for goodness sake.

Oh, you'd better watch out...
You'd better not cry...
You'd better not pout...
I'm telling you why...
Santa Claus is coming to town."

Yes, my friends...coal in these kids' stockings this December. No doubt about it!

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